She looks like beautiful tiles. What more can I say what more can I do?

Although she hasn't adjusted to a real stylish city (originally from Boston) and still wants to drive rather than take the L four stops, she's fierce as hell, and apparently will have a couture line in paris sooner or later, hit us up we want you to do some style editing for epidermises (myles@invidiousnyc.com)
Homie is making Skateboard P look bad

These next two were written by Aaron Cohen, he's an ass.

Dude looks like Bill Nye, Colonel Sanders and Alfred E. Neuman and somehow pulls it off.

Alfred E. Neuman

These four are students at Duperre, a bougie fashion school in some town called Paree. The one on the top left has porcelain skin, jet black hair, legs as long as a day without breakfast, and... she doesn't speak a word of English. The blonde on the top right spoke the best English. Her name is Esther but she's not Jewish, go figure. The guy on the bottom right is named Mordechai and he can pull off white after Labor Day because he's got a fire crotch. Zhe Fuhur's assistant, on the bottom left, may dress like a Nazi, but what a smile.